With the economy in the shape its in and gas prices going through the roof, maverick reformer Sara Pailin decides to hire a plumber from "Discount Plumbing" to tend to her leaky faucets. When Joe The Plumber shows up to her front door, her faucets start leaking even harder from the sight of his slick bald head and big strong tools. But when Sarah asks to see Joe's plumber license, she comes to find out that Joe has been plumbing without a license, an offense which under the coming Obama administration could be punishable by death. She agrees to not turn Joe in for plumbing without a license if he agrees to service a wet spot of her own that needs some special attention.